December 14, 2020 : New Moon in Sagittarius - today is a dirty joke
welcome to episde 84 of the third season of kristo's astrology...
here's my reading of the Zeitgeist for Monday, December 14th, 2020
**all times reported here are in UTC-0 (Universal Coordinated Time) or GMT (Greenwich Mean Time)... please adjust according to your own Time Zone... if you're not sure about the time zone difference, you can find that here: Time Zone Map
just a reminder: don't sweat it if the numbers or hours are confusing... I'm with you on that...
calculating the times for these transits requires simple arithmetic, which is something I have absolutely no intuition for…
just know that each of the planetary influences wax and wane over hours, days, and sometimes months or years...!
let your Intuition own the changes, and so whenever you observe a synchronicity that jibes with what you’ve heard from me…
perfect…! because it shows that YOU and YOUR Intuition are on the money...
Sagittarian Luna Squares Piscean Neptune (in his T-Square to Sagittarian Mercury and the Gemini Dragon's Head) @8:15 AM GMT / UTC-0
we're all presented with a dream or synchronicity that's anything but optimistic...
in fact, it's downright depressing...
the way through this is to understand the paradox involved...
although it's not gonna be apparent at first glance...
don't worry...
today will provide all the right answers...
Luna Conjuncts Mercury (in his / her Opposition to the Dragon's Head, and Trine to Aries Mars) @10:42 AM
well... here's the first clue:
we've got to push our Curiosity...
without it we're just gonna accept the depressing news at face value...
this is NEVER a good idea...
and now's not the time to give in to complacency...
Luna Opposes the Dragon's Head (in its Sextile to Mars) @10:47 AM
here's the second clue:
the news is not actually bad...
it's only the angle we'd been seeing it from...
hey, the Past is the Past...
it may be history, but that doesn't make it sacred...
Mercury exactly Opposes the Dragon's Head @11:33 AM
see... things are starting to turn around...
it's like we were all looking through the wrong end of the telescope hmmm....
Luna Trines Mars (in his Trine to Sagittarian Sol) @12:14 PM
well, now that we've got the right perspective, it's easy to see the right thing to do here...
Luna Conjuncts Sol @4:17 PM, and goes Void of Course for 11 hours and 18 minutes
and just like that... pessimism disappears...
it's even hard to imagine having been depressed by the very same news...
Scorpio Venus exactly Sextiles Capricorn Jupiter (in his Coniunctio to Saturn) @8:58 PM
so this was all just a cosmic joke...
a dirty one, to be sure...
you've gotta hand it to Psyche...
she's a comedian for the ages...
and the Zeitgeist...
and here’s another fairytale flash:
Episode 7 of the Hansel and Gretel Code: "Woodcutting is Risky Business" is now out there in the wild, and I'm hard at work on episodes 8 and 9...
Episode 7 is all about our woodcutter’s religious ancestors — and Nutella…
so, grab a spoon and a jar of you know what… and take a listen…
you’ll find transcripts and links on the website: betweenthelines.xyz
I hope you’ll take a listen and subscribe…
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this podcast is gonna take you on a rollercoaster of psychological depths and heights — not to mention informative twists and turns — all of them designed to entertain the hell out of you…
you can find out all about it on the website betweenthelines.xyz, or on whatever podcast app that floats your boat…
and please take a listen to my art podcast, kristo.art it’s my take on art and art appreciation that aims to take the snoot and attitude out of museum and gallery going — and let you own the damn place...
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okay, well, that's it for today... thanks for listening... have a great day, and I'll see you tomorrow...
Alrighty then... ciao a tutti...
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Music and Sound credits:
The Mooche - by Duke Ellington and his Famous Orchestra - courtesy of the Kahle/Austin Foundation and archive.org
"ciao ciao" courtesy of Nighteller and freesound.org - This work is licensed under the Creative Commons 0 License
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