kristo’s daily horoscope
the astrologic record for
may 29th, 2014

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the planets
Mercury (in his / her Sextile to Venus, and Trine to the Dragon’s Head) enters Cancer (until June 17th) at 5:11 AM EDT UTC-5.

kristo’s intuition
Expect to have things stirred up in a completely different way.
This Mercury is a little bit like fly paper and a little bit like post-it notes, a little bit like crazy glue and a little bit like the spaghetti you throw at the wall.
You might think you have an idea of how sticky things are gonna be with it, but you’re just as likely to be dealing with the wrong adhesive at the wrong time.
The only thing that’s certain is that this Mercury is a wildly useful astrologic adhesive that’s way, way better than duct tape....
Got it?
Use with caution...but use it.

the planets
The Gemini Moon Sextiles Aries Uranus (in his Square to Pluto) at 5:58 AM, and goes Void of Course for 28 hours and 15 minutes.

kristo’s intuition
The stuff that comes outta some people’s mouths....
It’s okay...we’ve all been there.
Don’t even think about denying it.

have kristo read your birthchart...
Nobody can tell you what that kristo can...!
Let him tease out the uncanny truths hidden within your birthchart.

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Barack Obama’s horoscope
I did a horoscope reading in honor of Barack Obama’s 50th birthday.
Of course that was August 4th of 2011...but it’s still meant to give you a taste of my birthchart readings which are, naturally, much less enigmatic than the dailies.
read it here.

kristo’s horoscope for Steve Jobs
Plenty has already been said about Steve Jobs.
I figured I’d find out what the stars had to say about him...
read it here

kristo’s horoscope for Michael Hart
Michael Hart, inventor of the eBook and founder of Project Gutenberg passed away in 2011.
The way I see it, he had way more in common with Steve Jobs than meets the eye,
and I would have to guess that it was Michael who planted the seed for the idea of the iPod in Steve Jobs.
See for yourself...
Read my horoscope for Michael Hart here.

*kristo’s lunarscopes
these are the readings I do when the time of birth is unknown.
and my method is absolutely unique...
this one is for Gretel’s brother, Hansel
( think he wasn’t a real person???)
this one is for Stieg Larsson
this is for Amy Winehouse
and this is for 2011 Tour de France hero Johnny Hoogerland

kristo’s horoscope of Muammar Qaddafi
Hey...don’t you wanna know more about the baddest Bad-Boy of Baby Boomers?

horoscope for 5/28/14 / horoscope for 5/30/14

synchronicity and the horoscope...
use yesterday’s horoscope to train your own intuition.
don’t think of it as old news.
use it as an exercise.
look for things that sound like descriptions of events from your day.
uncannily direct is great...but oddly familiar is even better.
astrology is all metaphor, you know?
as your intuition grows, you’ll learn to trust it more and more.
that’s when you’ll start appreciating the synchronicities for what they really are:
affirmations from Psyche telling you that you’re on the right track...
then, like Hansel and Gretel’s breadcrumbs....
...all you have to do is see where they lead....

kristo’s daily horoscope ... alchemical astrology for today ... by Curtis Cates, M.D.