kristo’s daily horoscope
the astrologic record for
march 27th, 2014

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the planets
The Aquarian Moon Conjuncts Venus (in her Square to Saturn) at 3:51 AM EDT UTC-4.

kristo’s intuition
Your facing significant obstacles today.
Somebody definitely has it in for you.
No need to worry, though.
You’re meant to pull off what can only be described as a delightfully brilliant coup.

the planets
Luna Squares Scorpio Saturn at 8:20 AM.

kristo’s intuition
This is it.
Your back is to the wall right here and right now.
But nobody can what you’ve got up your sleeve.
They’re too busy gloating.

the planets
Luna Trines unaspected Libra Mars at 9:12 AM, and goes Void of Course for 10 hours and 58 minutes.

kristo’s intuition
Didn’t see THAT coming...did they?
I’d call it a Pollock moment.
One of the best, in fact.

the planets
Luna Trines the unaspected Libra Dragon’s Head at 5:42 PM, and enters Pisces at 8:10 PM.

kristo’s intuition
Piss on them.

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Barack Obama’s horoscope
I did a horoscope reading in honor of Barack Obama’s 50th birthday.
Of course that was August 4th of 2011...but it’s still meant to give you a taste of my birthchart readings which are, naturally, much less enigmatic than the dailies.
read it here.

kristo’s horoscope for Steve Jobs
Plenty has already been said about Steve Jobs.
I figured I’d find out what the stars had to say about him...
read it here

kristo’s horoscope for Michael Hart
Michael Hart, inventor of the eBook and founder of Project Gutenberg passed away in 2011.
The way I see it, he had way more in common with Steve Jobs than meets the eye,
and I would have to guess that it was Michael who planted the seed for the idea of the iPod in Steve Jobs.
See for yourself...
Read my horoscope for Michael Hart here.

*kristo’s lunarscopes
these are the readings I do when the time of birth is unknown.
and my method is absolutely unique...
this one is for Gretel’s brother, Hansel
( think he wasn’t a real person???)
this one is for Stieg Larsson
this is for Amy Winehouse
and this is for 2011 Tour de France hero Johnny Hoogerland

kristo’s horoscope of Muammar Qaddafi
Hey...don’t you wanna know more about the baddest Bad-Boy of Baby Boomers?

horoscope for 3/26/14 / horoscope for 3/28/14

synchronicity and the horoscope...
use yesterday’s horoscope to train your own intuition.
don’t think of it as old news.
use it as an exercise.
look for things that sound like descriptions of events from your day.
uncannily direct is great...but oddly familiar is even better.
astrology is all metaphor, you know?
as your intuition grows, you’ll learn to trust it more and more.
that’s when you’ll start appreciating the synchronicities for what they really are:
affirmations from Psyche telling you that you’re on the right track...
then, like Hansel and Gretel’s breadcrumbs....
...all you have to do is see where they lead....

kristo’s daily horoscope ... alchemical astrology for today ... by Curtis Cates, M.D.