kristo’s daily horoscope
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march 24th, 2014

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the planets
The Capricorn Moon Sextiles Piscean Neptune (in his Coniunctio to Mercury, and Sextile to Pluto) at 2:27 AM EDT UTC-4.

kristo’s intuition
This is what’s known as a nice dose of practical intuition.
It’s your choice to follow through on it or not.
Hey...whaddya got to lose but time?

the planets
Luna Sextiles Mercury (in his / her waxing Trine to Jupiter) at 5:55 AM.

kristo’s intuition
So...if you DID follow through, you’re just starting to reap the benefits.
Of course, if you chose not to...well....
...never mind.

the planets
Luna Opposes Cancer Jupiter (in his Square to Uranus, and Opposition to Pluto) at 10:44 AM.

kristo’s intuition
You’re about to get involved in somebody else’s business.
And unfortunately, you’ve got no choice in the matter.
Expect things to get kinda rough.

the planets
Luna Squares Aries Uranus (in his Square to Pluto) at 12:26 PM.

kristo’s intuition
Do NOT argue.
There’s no point.
Only clear heads prevail, now.
Expect plenty of blockheads to be involved, though.

the planets
Luna Conjuncts Pluto (in his Sextile to Chiron) at 10:33 PM.

kristo’s intuition
That was one hell of a tough day.
But I think you pulled through just fine.
Go ahead and curse the fates.
You’re entitled.
They tried their damndest to fuck you over...and lost.
No hard feelings.

have kristo read your birthchart...
Nobody can tell you what that kristo can...!
Let him tease out the uncanny truths hidden within your birthchart.

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Barack Obama’s horoscope
I did a horoscope reading in honor of Barack Obama’s 50th birthday.
Of course that was August 4th of 2011...but it’s still meant to give you a taste of my birthchart readings which are, naturally, much less enigmatic than the dailies.
read it here.

kristo’s horoscope for Steve Jobs
Plenty has already been said about Steve Jobs.
I figured I’d find out what the stars had to say about him...
read it here

kristo’s horoscope for Michael Hart
Michael Hart, inventor of the eBook and founder of Project Gutenberg passed away in 2011.
The way I see it, he had way more in common with Steve Jobs than meets the eye,
and I would have to guess that it was Michael who planted the seed for the idea of the iPod in Steve Jobs.
See for yourself...
Read my horoscope for Michael Hart here.

*kristo’s lunarscopes
these are the readings I do when the time of birth is unknown.
and my method is absolutely unique...
this one is for Gretel’s brother, Hansel
( think he wasn’t a real person???)
this one is for Stieg Larsson
this is for Amy Winehouse
and this is for 2011 Tour de France hero Johnny Hoogerland

kristo’s horoscope of Muammar Qaddafi
Hey...don’t you wanna know more about the baddest Bad-Boy of Baby Boomers?

horoscope for 3/23/14 / horoscope for 3/25/14

synchronicity and the horoscope...
use yesterday’s horoscope to train your own intuition.
don’t think of it as old news.
use it as an exercise.
look for things that sound like descriptions of events from your day.
uncannily direct is great...but oddly familiar is even better.
astrology is all metaphor, you know?
as your intuition grows, you’ll learn to trust it more and more.
that’s when you’ll start appreciating the synchronicities for what they really are:
affirmations from Psyche telling you that you’re on the right track...
then, like Hansel and Gretel’s breadcrumbs....
...all you have to do is see where they lead....

kristo’s daily horoscope ... alchemical astrology for today ... by Curtis Cates, M.D.