kristo’s daily horoscope
the astrologic record for
april 27th, 2014

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the planets
The Aries Moon Opposes Libra Mars (in his Grand Cross with Uranus, Jupiter, and Pluto) at EDT UTC-5.

kristo’s intuition
You’re not really afraid of being rude...are you?
Consider it a fucking duty...right now!

the planets
Luna Squares Capricorn Pluto (in his Sextile to Chiron) at 5:26 AM.

kristo’s intuition
You stepped on somebody’s sensitive fucking toes.
So the fuck what?

the planets
Luna Conjuncts Uranus at 6:00 AM.

kristo’s intuition
Whadid I tell ya?
Get ready for an important news flash.
You’re right...and they’re wrong.
As long as you’re not a complete imbecile, of course.

the planets
Taurean Sol (in his Coniunctio to Mercury (exactly Sextiles Piscean Neptune) at 6:33 AM.

kristo’s intuition
Get ready to know the answer to that.
...if you weren’t narcissistically sure, that is.

the planets
Luna Squares Cancer Jupiter (in his Trine to Chiron) at 7:01 AM, and goes Void of Course for 27 hours and 22 minutes.

kristo’s intuition
Yes indeed.
Stomp on those friggen’ toes.
Get ‘em good and angry.
That ought to match your mood...and put them in their stupid place.
Got it?

have kristo read your birthchart...
Nobody can tell you what that kristo can...!
Let him tease out the uncanny truths hidden within your birthchart.

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Barack Obama’s horoscope
I did a horoscope reading in honor of Barack Obama’s 50th birthday.
Of course that was August 4th of 2011...but it’s still meant to give you a taste of my birthchart readings which are, naturally, much less enigmatic than the dailies.
read it here.

kristo’s horoscope for Steve Jobs
Plenty has already been said about Steve Jobs.
I figured I’d find out what the stars had to say about him...
read it here

kristo’s horoscope for Michael Hart
Michael Hart, inventor of the eBook and founder of Project Gutenberg passed away in 2011.
The way I see it, he had way more in common with Steve Jobs than meets the eye,
and I would have to guess that it was Michael who planted the seed for the idea of the iPod in Steve Jobs.
See for yourself...
Read my horoscope for Michael Hart here.

*kristo’s lunarscopes
these are the readings I do when the time of birth is unknown.
and my method is absolutely unique...
this one is for Gretel’s brother, Hansel
( think he wasn’t a real person???)
this one is for Stieg Larsson
this is for Amy Winehouse
and this is for 2011 Tour de France hero Johnny Hoogerland

kristo’s horoscope of Muammar Qaddafi
Hey...don’t you wanna know more about the baddest Bad-Boy of Baby Boomers?

horoscope for 4/26/14 / horoscope for 4/28/14

synchronicity and the horoscope...
use yesterday’s horoscope to train your own intuition.
don’t think of it as old news.
use it as an exercise.
look for things that sound like descriptions of events from your day.
uncannily direct is great...but oddly familiar is even better.
astrology is all metaphor, you know?
as your intuition grows, you’ll learn to trust it more and more.
that’s when you’ll start appreciating the synchronicities for what they really are:
affirmations from Psyche telling you that you’re on the right track...
then, like Hansel and Gretel’s breadcrumbs....
...all you have to do is see where they lead....

kristo’s daily horoscope ... alchemical astrology for today ... by Curtis Cates, M.D.