kristo’s daily horoscope
the astrologic record for
april 20th, 2014

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the planets
Cancer Jupiter (in his Grand Cross with Pluto, Uranus, and Mars, and Trine to the Venus / Chiron Coniunctio) exactly Squares Aries Uranus at 3:2EDT UTC-5.

kristo’s intuition
This is one hell of a psychological short-circuit.
Somebody just gets it (and you) fucking wrong!
Let them have their hissy fit / melt down.
But enjoy the comic absurdity of it....
...covertly, of course.
You don’t want to spoil the show.

the planets
The Capricorn Moon Sextiles unaspected Piscean Neptune at 9:15 AM.

kristo’s intuition
Notice the synchronicity hidden between the lines.
Watch how confused everyone gets.
These are all just chickens without heads, you see.

the planets
Piscean Venus (in her Quincunx to Mars, and Sextile to Pluto) exactly Conjuncts Chiron at 1:40 PM.

kristo’s intuition
There’s a word for this.
And it’s not even obscene.
Keep it to yourself, but consider it your own contribution to greater world consciousess.

the planets
Jupiter exactly Opposes Capricorn Pluto at 7:25 PM.

kristo’s intuition
Remember the difference between being selfish and taking care of yourself.
It all boils down to which side of the equation the narcissism falls.
It sure as hell is there....
...but do you have a handle on it?

the planets
Luna Squares Aries Uranus at 8:26 PM, and Conjuncts Pluto at 8:31 PM.

kristo’s intuition
You may not know it...but you can sense it pushing your buttons.
Here’s a very nice kind of take on it.

the planets
Luna Squares Libra Mars at 9:55 PM.

kristo’s intuition
Can you say “Happy Easter” through clenched teeth?
You bet you can!

have kristo read your birthchart...
Nobody can tell you what that kristo can...!
Let him tease out the uncanny truths hidden within your birthchart.

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Barack Obama’s horoscope
I did a horoscope reading in honor of Barack Obama’s 50th birthday.
Of course that was August 4th of 2011...but it’s still meant to give you a taste of my birthchart readings which are, naturally, much less enigmatic than the dailies.
read it here.

kristo’s horoscope for Steve Jobs
Plenty has already been said about Steve Jobs.
I figured I’d find out what the stars had to say about him...
read it here

kristo’s horoscope for Michael Hart
Michael Hart, inventor of the eBook and founder of Project Gutenberg passed away in 2011.
The way I see it, he had way more in common with Steve Jobs than meets the eye,
and I would have to guess that it was Michael who planted the seed for the idea of the iPod in Steve Jobs.
See for yourself...
Read my horoscope for Michael Hart here.

*kristo’s lunarscopes
these are the readings I do when the time of birth is unknown.
and my method is absolutely unique...
this one is for Gretel’s brother, Hansel
( think he wasn’t a real person???)
this one is for Stieg Larsson
this is for Amy Winehouse
and this is for 2011 Tour de France hero Johnny Hoogerland

kristo’s horoscope of Muammar Qaddafi
Hey...don’t you wanna know more about the baddest Bad-Boy of Baby Boomers?

horoscope for 4/19/14 / horoscope for 4/21/14

synchronicity and the horoscope...
use yesterday’s horoscope to train your own intuition.
don’t think of it as old news.
use it as an exercise.
look for things that sound like descriptions of events from your day.
uncannily direct is great...but oddly familiar is even better.
astrology is all metaphor, you know?
as your intuition grows, you’ll learn to trust it more and more.
that’s when you’ll start appreciating the synchronicities for what they really are:
affirmations from Psyche telling you that you’re on the right track...
then, like Hansel and Gretel’s breadcrumbs....
...all you have to do is see where they lead....

kristo’s daily horoscope ... alchemical astrology for today ... by Curtis Cates, M.D.