kristo’s daily horoscope
the astrologic record for
april 16th, 2014

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the planets
The Scorpio Moon Trines unaspected Piscean Neptune at 12:38 AM EDT UTC-5.

kristo’s intuition
Tricky little, sneaky little intuition hits right about now.
I’m writing in retrospect, and so I doubt if anyone will read this, but what the hell.
I’d have to go back to memories of my own Wednesday to figure out what that might have referred to.
And guess what?
I think I know!
I think you will too.

the planets
Aries Mercury (in his / her Coniunctio to Uranus, and T-Square to the Pluto / Jupiter Opposition) exactly Opposes Libra Mars (in his Quincunx to Chiron) at 7:14 AM.

kristo’s intuition
Right / Wrong, Left / Right....
It’s all just Yin / Yang.
You dig?
Hey, it’s okay if you don’t...but I aim to help you make sense of it some day.

the planets
Luna Trines Piscean Venus (in her Sextile to Pluto, and Trine to Jupiter) at 9:07 AM, and Trines Cancer Jupiter at 11:47 AM.

kristo’s intuition
A Grand Trine within a Grand Cross.
I can’t even begin to fathom this.
Just realize that the tide is turning.... your favor.

the planets
Luna Sextiles Capricorn Pluto (in his Sextile to Chiron) at 12:45 PM.

kristo’s intuition
That’s right.
You’ve got some choices to make.
And they all give you some advantages you otherwise wouldn’t claim for yourself.
Modesty and humility suits you.
But not now.
Not unless you’re a reall asshole, that is.

have kristo read your birthchart...
Nobody can tell you what that kristo can...!
Let him tease out the uncanny truths hidden within your birthchart.

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Barack Obama’s horoscope
I did a horoscope reading in honor of Barack Obama’s 50th birthday.
Of course that was August 4th of 2011...but it’s still meant to give you a taste of my birthchart readings which are, naturally, much less enigmatic than the dailies.
read it here.

kristo’s horoscope for Steve Jobs
Plenty has already been said about Steve Jobs.
I figured I’d find out what the stars had to say about him...
read it here

kristo’s horoscope for Michael Hart
Michael Hart, inventor of the eBook and founder of Project Gutenberg passed away in 2011.
The way I see it, he had way more in common with Steve Jobs than meets the eye,
and I would have to guess that it was Michael who planted the seed for the idea of the iPod in Steve Jobs.
See for yourself...
Read my horoscope for Michael Hart here.

*kristo’s lunarscopes
these are the readings I do when the time of birth is unknown.
and my method is absolutely unique...
this one is for Gretel’s brother, Hansel
( think he wasn’t a real person???)
this one is for Stieg Larsson
this is for Amy Winehouse
and this is for 2011 Tour de France hero Johnny Hoogerland

kristo’s horoscope of Muammar Qaddafi
Hey...don’t you wanna know more about the baddest Bad-Boy of Baby Boomers?

horoscope for 4/15/14 / horoscope for 4/17/14

synchronicity and the horoscope...
use yesterday’s horoscope to train your own intuition.
don’t think of it as old news.
use it as an exercise.
look for things that sound like descriptions of events from your day.
uncannily direct is great...but oddly familiar is even better.
astrology is all metaphor, you know?
as your intuition grows, you’ll learn to trust it more and more.
that’s when you’ll start appreciating the synchronicities for what they really are:
affirmations from Psyche telling you that you’re on the right track...
then, like Hansel and Gretel’s breadcrumbs....
...all you have to do is see where they lead....

kristo’s daily horoscope ... alchemical astrology for today ... by Curtis Cates, M.D.