kristo’s daily horoscope
the astrologic record for
may 28th, 2013

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the planets
The Capricorn Moon reaches a Quincunx to Gemini Venus (in her Coniunctio to Jupiter and Mercury, BiQuintile to the Dragon’s Head, and Quintile to Uranus) at 6:30 AM EDT UTC-5.

kristo’s intuition
If Sunday was an astrologic Triple Crown sorta day, it’s hard to categorize what we’ve got going on today.
Picture yourself making a very creative blunder.
Consider it the kind of faux pas that just won’t do....
Of course, it’s all a matter of context...but you’ve really come up with a beauty!
The only question you have what it takes to carry it off and turn it around?

the planets
Luna reaches a Quincunx to Jupiter at 7:07 AM.

kristo’s intuition
Is your face red, yet?
I mean...really!

the planets
Luna reaches a Quincunx to Mercury at 10:22 AM.

kristo’s intuition
Okay...this is where you’ve got everyone cracking up, snickering, and otherwise snorting with laughter.
And you say you’re not the class clown type...?

the planets
Luna Trines unaspected Taurean Mars and 2:40 PM, and goes Void of Course for 3 hours and 7 minutes.

kristo’s intuition
So now you’re going for slapstick...?
You seem to be able to pull it off.... least, without pulling a muscle.

the planets
Venus Conjuncts Jupiter at 3:29 PM, and exactly Quintiles Aries Uranus (in his Square to Pluto, and BiQuintile to the Dragon’s Head at 3:39 PM.

kristo’s intuition
This happens to be one of the most extraordinary moments of the year...and of ANY zeitgeist!
Consider it the astrologic equivalent of discovering King Tut’s Tomb.
I mean it.
I don’t know what you’re going to dig up...but it’s actually the astrologic moment of a lifetime.

the planets
Luna Quintiles the Scorpio Dragon’s Head at 3:42 PM.

kristo’s intuition
Can you read hieroglyphics?
No matter.
Just sit and meditate on your find.
Maybe watch Boris Karloff’s “The Mummy”.
Yeah...that’s it!

the planets
Jupiter exactly Quintiles Uranus at 4:31 PM.

kristo’s intuition
If this ins’t winning some sort of lotter, I don’t know what is.
Look for the win...and the accompanying windfall.

the planets
Luna simultaneously Quintiles Uranus and BiQuintiles Jupiter at 5:04 PM.

kristo’s intuition
It’s as if you’ve played multiple lotteries...or bet across the board.
This is some sort of Trifecta, I guess.

the planets
Luna BiQuintiles Venus at 5:11 PM.

kristo’s intuition
And here’s your loving cup.

the planets
Luna enters Aquarius at 5:47 PM, and BiQuintiles Mercury at 9:32 PM.

kristo’s intuition
You seem to have invented a whole new game.
A damned sure thing, in fact.

have kristo read your birthchart...
Nobody can tell you what that kristo can...!
Let him tease out the uncanny truths hidden within your birthchart.

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Barack Obama’s horoscope
I did a horoscope reading in honor of Barack Obama’s 50th birthday.
Of course that was August 4th of 2011...but it’s still meant to give you a taste of my birthchart readings which are, naturally, much less enigmatic than the dailies.
read it here.

kristo’s horoscope for Steve Jobs
Plenty has already been said about Steve Jobs.
I figured I’d find out what the stars had to say about him...
read it here

kristo’s horoscope for Michael Hart
Michael Hart, inventor of the eBook and founder of Project Gutenberg passed away in 2011.
The way I see it, he had way more in common with Steve Jobs than meets the eye,
and I would have to guess that it was Michael who planted the seed for the idea of the iPod in Steve Jobs.
See for yourself...
Read my horoscope for Michael Hart here.

*kristo’s lunarscopes
these are the readings I do when the time of birth is unknown.
and my method is absolutely unique...
this one is for Gretel’s brother, Hansel
( think he wasn’t a real person???)
this one is for Stieg Larsson
this is for Amy Winehouse
and this is for Tour de France hero Johnny Hoogerland

kristo’s horoscope of Muammar Qaddafi
Hey...don’t you wanna know more about the baddest Bad-Boy of Baby Boomers?

horoscope for 5/27/13 / horoscope for 5/29/13

synchronicity and the horoscope...
use yesterday’s horoscope to train your own intuition.
don’t think of it as old news.
just look for things that sound like descriptions of events from your own day yesterday.
uncannily direct is great...but oddly familiar is even better.
as your intuition grows, you’ll start trusting it more and more.
that’s when you’ll start seeing your own golden synchronicities.
those affirmations from Psyche that tell you you’re on the right path...
then, like Hansel and Gretel’s breadcrumbs...
all you have to do is follow them.

kristo’s daily horoscope ... alchemical astrology for today ... by Curtis Cates, M.D.