kristo’s daily horoscope
the astrologic record for
march 31st, 2013

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the planets
Aries Venus (in her Coniunctio to Sol and Uranus, Square to Pluto, and Yod with Jupiter and Saturn) exactly BiQuintiles the Scorpio Dragon’s Head (in its Quincunx to Mars) at 1:01 AM EDT UTC-5, and exactly Squares Capricorn Pluto (in his Sextile to the Chiron / Mercury Coniunctio, and Yod with Saturn and Jupiter) at 6:10 AM.

kristo’s intuition
You’ve got an insider doing a spectacular job for you today....
Consider this Venus to be one hell of a first class Mata Hari!
Of course she still runs into serious complications.
But that doesn’t change the significance of the help she’s able to give you.

the planets
The Sagittarian Moon Squares unaspected Piscean Neptune at 6:15 AM, and Venus exactly Sextiles Gemini Jupiter (in his Square to Chiron / Mercury) at 10:49 AM.

kristo’s intuition
Your code seems to have been deciphered.
But you can easily use that fact to your own advantage.
Go ahead and try.

the planets
Luna Trines Uranus at 1:41 PM, and Sol exactly BiQuintiles the Dragon’s Head at 4:48 PM.

kristo’s intuition
See how easy that was.

the planets
Luna Trines Sol at 6:14 PM, and Squares Piscean Chiron (in his Trine to Saturn) at 6:15 PM.

kristo’s intuition
Now it’s you who’s playing the double agent.
Pretty exciting, isn’t it?
I know it’s stressful.
But that just can’t be helped.

the planets
Luna Opposes Jupiter at 7:03 PM, and Trines Venus at 7:44 PM.

kristo’s intuition
Be VERY careful what you say.
It might be much better to listen than to do any talking.
Pretend to be jovial.
That’s your best shot.

the planets
Luna Squares Mercury at 10:13 PM.

kristo’s intuition
Just realize that you’re being baited.
That’s the key here.

the planets
Sol Squares Pluto at 11:03 PM.

kristo’s intuition
When all else fails....
...just get the hell outta there.
Run for it!
Guaranteed, they won’t be able to keep up.

have kristo read your birthchart...
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Let him tease out the uncanny truths hidden within your birthchart.

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Barack Obama’s horoscope
I did a horoscope reading in honor of Barack Obama’s 50th birthday.
Of course that was August 4th of 2011...but it’s still meant to give you a taste of my birthchart readings which are, naturally, much less enigmatic than the dailies.
read it here.

kristo’s horoscope for Steve Jobs
Plenty has already been said about Steve Jobs.
I figured I’d find out what the stars had to say about him...
read it here

kristo’s horoscope for Michael Hart
Michael Hart, inventor of the eBook and founder of Project Gutenberg passed away in 2011.
The way I see it, he had way more in common with Steve Jobs than meets the eye,
and I would have to guess that it was Michael who planted the seed for the idea of the iPod in Steve Jobs.
See for yourself...
Read my horoscope for Michael Hart here.

*kristo’s lunarscopes
these are the readings I do when the time of birth is unknown.
and my method is absolutely unique...
this one is for Gretel’s brother, Hansel
( think he wasn’t a real person???)
this one is for Stieg Larsson
this is for Amy Winehouse
and this is for Tour de France hero Johnny Hoogerland

kristo’s horoscope of Muammar Qaddafi
Hey...don’t you wanna know more about the baddest Bad-Boy of Baby Boomers?

horoscope for 3/30/13 / horoscope for 4/1/13

synchronicity and the horoscope...
use yesterday’s horoscope to train your own intuition.
don’t think of it as old news.
just look for things that sound like descriptions of events from your own day yesterday.
uncannily direct is great...but oddly familiar is even better.
as your intuition grows, you’ll start trusting it more and more.
that’s when you’ll start seeing your own golden synchronicities.
those affirmations from Psyche that tell you you’re on the right path...
then, like Hansel and Gretel’s breadcrumbs...
all you have to do is follow them.

kristo’s daily horoscope ... alchemical astrology for today ... by Curtis Cates, M.D.