kristo’s daily horoscope
the astrologic record for
march 29th, 2013

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the planets
The Scorpio Moon Trines unaspected Piscean Neptune at 3:52 AM EDT UTC-4.

kristo’s intuition
Whatever is unfolding is certainly right on...but it’s busy as hell!!!
Expect to learn a secret that can keep you on an even keel during today’s amazingly wild ride.

the planets
Piscean Mercury (in his / her Trine to Saturn, Square to Jupiter, and Sextile to Pluto) exactly Conjuncts Chiron at 5:52 AM.

kristo’s intuition
Some secrets are more profound than others.
This one proves to be ancient and deep...but it still preserves a sense of humor.

the planets
Luna BiQuintiles Gemini Jupiter (in his Double Yod with Pluto, Saturn, Mars, and the Venus / Sol / Uranus Coniunctio) at 6:02 AM.

kristo’s intuition
Expect a real belly laugh.
Some huge mistake ends up in your favor.
Somebody else’s money is in question, apparently.

the planets
Luna Participates in that Double Yod with a Quincunx to Aries Uranus (in his Square to Pluto) at 11:14 AM, a Quincunx to Sol at 12:16 PM, and a Quincunx to Venus at 12:43 PM.

kristo’s intuition
Okay...get ready to lie.
In’re gonna have to tell 3 of them.
They may technically be the same lie repeated...
but the context is going to vary.
You’re going to have to be convincing each time, too.

the planets
Mercury exactly exactly Squares Jupiter at 12:56 PM.

kristo’s intuition you’re going to want to laugh out loud.
The effectiveness of your lying depends on this....
...and you can’t afford to be ineffective here.

the planets
Luna Conjuncts Saturn at 2:13 PM, and Mercury exactly Sextiles Capricorn Pluto (in his Square to Mars) at 2:31 PM.

kristo’s intuition
Expect to be challenged.
Do NOT admit to ANYTHING.
Remember...the facts presented to you are simply NOT the Truth.
Those facts may be factual...but they’re not the only ones to be considered.
Context is everything now.

the planets
Luna Trines Chiron at 3:48 PM, and Sextiles Pluto at 4:18 PM.

kristo’s intuition
This is an ancient technique...and it’s not good cop / bad cop.
It’s worse.

the planets
Luna Trines Mercury at 4:25 PM, and goes Void of Course for 30 hours and 48 minutes.

kristo’s intuition
That’s right....’s time for a 4th lie.
And this time it’s a completely different issue.

the planets
Luna reaches a Quincunx to Aries Mars at 7:55 PM.

kristo’s intuition
Go ahead.
Slice off an ear.
It really doesn’t matter.

the planets
Luna BiQuintiles Uranus at 9:21 PM.

kristo’s intuition we go.
This is where your lying starts to pay off.
Expect to feel like whistling.

the planets
Jupiter reaches an exact Quincunx to Pluto at 10:17 PM.

kristo’s intuition
You’ll probably never witness a mistake as big as this in your lifetime.
Watch the battle of good vs. evil and see that they only know how to cancel each other out.
Pathetic...isn’t it?

the planets
Luna BiQuintiles Sol at 11:04 PM, and BiQuintiles Venus at 11:44 PM.

kristo’s intuition
Zippidy Do Dah.

have kristo read your birthchart...
Nobody can tell you what that kristo can...!
Let him tease out the uncanny truths hidden within your birthchart.

Barack Obama’s horoscope
I did a horoscope reading in honor of Barack Obama’s 50th birthday.
Of course that was August 4th of 2011...but it’s still meant to give you a taste of my birthchart readings which are, naturally, much less enigmatic than the dailies.
read it here.

kristo’s horoscope for Steve Jobs
Plenty has already been said about Steve Jobs.
I figured I’d find out what the stars had to say about him...
read it here

kristo’s horoscope for Michael Hart
Michael Hart, inventor of the eBook and founder of Project Gutenberg passed away in 2011.
The way I see it, he had way more in common with Steve Jobs than meets the eye,
and I would have to guess that it was Michael who planted the seed for the idea of the iPod in Steve Jobs.
See for yourself...
Read my horoscope for Michael Hart here.

*kristo’s lunarscopes
these are the readings I do when the time of birth is unknown.
and my method is absolutely unique...
this one is for Gretel’s brother, Hansel
( think he wasn’t a real person???)
this one is for Stieg Larsson
this is for Amy Winehouse
and this is for Tour de France hero Johnny Hoogerland

kristo’s horoscope of Muammar Qaddafi
Hey...don’t you wanna know more about the baddest Bad-Boy of Baby Boomers?

horoscope for 3/28/13 / horoscope for 3/30/13

synchronicity and the horoscope...
use yesterday’s horoscope to train your own intuition.
don’t think of it as old news.
just look for things that sound like descriptions of events from your own day yesterday.
uncannily direct is great...but oddly familiar is even better.
as your intuition grows, you’ll start trusting it more and more.
that’s when you’ll start seeing your own golden synchronicities.
those affirmations from Psyche that tell you you’re on the right path...
then, like Hansel and Gretel’s breadcrumbs...
all you have to do is follow them.

kristo’s daily horoscope ... alchemical astrology for today ... by Curtis Cates, M.D.