kristo’s daily horoscope
the astrologic record for
march 25th, 2013

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the planets
The Virgo Moon Opposes Piscean Mercury (in his / her Coniunctio to Chiron, Sextile to Pluto, Square to Jupiter, and Trine to Saturn) at 2:38 AM EDT UTC-4.

kristo’s intuition
You could call this a moment of fuzzy logic....
...or simply an irrational paradox.
Funny how none of those names actually fit the circumstance in its entirety.
But that’s (real) life....
...isn’t it...?
Consider it an astrologic George Box moment.

the planets
Luna reaches a Quincunx to Aries Uranus (in his Coniunctio to Mars, Square to Pluto, and Yod with Saturn and Jupiter) at 2:56 AM.

kristo’s intuition
Clarity just isn’t in the cards...or stars...right now.
Deal with it...okay?

the planets
Luna creates another Triple-Yod with a Sextile to Scorpio Saturn (in his BiQuintile to the Venus / Sol Coniunctio) at 7:01 AM.

kristo’s intuition
This is pretty clear though!
Time to clean up what just hit the fan.
And maybe it’s just that somebody finally turned that damn fan off.

the planets
Luna Squares Gemini Jupiter at 7:31 AM.

kristo’s intuition
Hey...turn off the waterworks..!
There’s no crying in whatever sport you might wanna call this....

the planets
Luna Opposes Chiron at 7:50 AM.

kristo’s intuition
The rules for this may not be self-explanatory....
...but there’s no explaining them, either.
None of us seem ready to grasp them anyway.

the planets
Luna Trines Capricorn Pluto at 8:45 AM, and goes Void of Course for 20 hours and 47 minutes.

kristo’s intuition
That’s right.
Grab a trash bag and just get busy.

the planets
Mars reaches an exact Quincunx to Saturn at 4:32 PM.

kristo’s intuition
NOBODY knows where to put THIS stuff.
It’s plain old toxic waste.

the planets
Luna Sextiles the unaspected Scorpio Dragon’s Head at 7:35 PM.

kristo’s intuition
That’s exactly what dragon’s are best at.

have kristo read your birthchart...
Nobody can tell you what that kristo can...!
Let him tease out the uncanny truths hidden within your birthchart.

Barack Obama’s horoscope
I did a horoscope reading in honor of Barack Obama’s 50th birthday.
Of course that was August 4th of 2011...but it’s still meant to give you a taste of my birthchart readings which are, naturally, much less enigmatic than the dailies.
read it here.

kristo’s horoscope for Steve Jobs
Plenty has already been said about Steve Jobs.
I figured I’d find out what the stars had to say about him...
read it here

kristo’s horoscope for Michael Hart
Michael Hart, inventor of the eBook and founder of Project Gutenberg passed away in 2011.
The way I see it, he had way more in common with Steve Jobs than meets the eye,
and I would have to guess that it was Michael who planted the seed for the idea of the iPod in Steve Jobs.
See for yourself...
Read my horoscope for Michael Hart here.

*kristo’s lunarscopes
these are the readings I do when the time of birth is unknown.
and my method is absolutely unique...
this one is for Gretel’s brother, Hansel
( think he wasn’t a real person???)
this one is for Stieg Larsson
this is for Amy Winehouse
and this is for Tour de France hero Johnny Hoogerland

kristo’s horoscope of Muammar Qaddafi
Hey...don’t you wanna know more about the baddest Bad-Boy of Baby Boomers?

horoscope for 3/24/13 / horoscope for 3/26/13

synchronicity and the horoscope...
use yesterday’s horoscope to train your own intuition.
don’t think of it as old news.
just look for things that sound like descriptions of events from your own day yesterday.
uncannily direct is great...but oddly familiar is even better.
as your intuition grows, you’ll start trusting it more and more.
that’s when you’ll start seeing your own golden synchronicities.
those affirmations from Psyche that tell you you’re on the right path...
then, like Hansel and Gretel’s breadcrumbs...
all you have to do is follow them.

kristo’s daily horoscope ... alchemical astrology for today ... by Curtis Cates, M.D.