kristo’s daily horoscope
the astrologic record for
april 26th, 2013

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the planets
The Scorpio Moon Sextiles Capricorn Pluto (in his Trine to Venus, Square to Uranus, and Sextile to Chiron) at 1:27 AM EDT UTC-5.

kristo’s intuition
That was awfully sneaky of you....
But you don’t get busted, I see.
Not only was completely called for.
But you already knew that, I presume.

the planets
Luna Trines Piscean Chiron (in his Sextile to Venus) at 3:17 AM.

kristo’s intuition
You certainly picked up on the lessons you needed for this.
But you still seem to be getting worthwhile pointers for refinement.

the planets
Luna Opposes Taurean Venus (in her Opposition to the Dragon’s Head) at 4:56 AM, and goes Void of Course for 26 hours and 36 minutes.

kristo’s intuition
Okay...well that wasn’t so refined.
But you already knew that, too.

the planets
Luna BiQuintiles Aries Uranus (in his Quincunx to Saturn, and BiQuintile to the Dragon’s Head) at 8:52 AM.

kristo’s intuition
As luck would have’re perfectly positioned.
Just be careful of dumb luck like this.
We always do learn more from our failures, no...?

the planets
Luna reaches a Quincunx to Gemini Jupiter (in his Quincunx to the Dragon’s Head) at 9:42 AM, and Conjuncts the Dragon’s Head at 10:06 AM.

kristo’s intuition
Dumb, stupid luck.
I guess I’d take that any day too.

the planets
Luna reaches a Quincunx to unaspected Aries Mercury at 4:50 PM.

kristo’s intuition
This, at least, is a legitimate mistake.
Let your curiosity get the best of you here.
Go ahead.
Just avoid those dumb, sneaky emails.

the planets
Taurean Mars (in his Coniunctio to Sol, and Opposition to Saturn) exactly Sextiles Piscean Neptune at 9:47 PM.

kristo’s intuition
Whatever this is, it sure produces a hormone boost.
Astrologic HGH, by the looks of it.

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Barack Obama’s horoscope
I did a horoscope reading in honor of Barack Obama’s 50th birthday.
Of course that was August 4th of 2011...but it’s still meant to give you a taste of my birthchart readings which are, naturally, much less enigmatic than the dailies.
read it here.

kristo’s horoscope for Steve Jobs
Plenty has already been said about Steve Jobs.
I figured I’d find out what the stars had to say about him...
read it here

kristo’s horoscope for Michael Hart
Michael Hart, inventor of the eBook and founder of Project Gutenberg passed away in 2011.
The way I see it, he had way more in common with Steve Jobs than meets the eye,
and I would have to guess that it was Michael who planted the seed for the idea of the iPod in Steve Jobs.
See for yourself...
Read my horoscope for Michael Hart here.

*kristo’s lunarscopes
these are the readings I do when the time of birth is unknown.
and my method is absolutely unique...
this one is for Gretel’s brother, Hansel
( think he wasn’t a real person???)
this one is for Stieg Larsson
this is for Amy Winehouse
and this is for Tour de France hero Johnny Hoogerland

kristo’s horoscope of Muammar Qaddafi
Hey...don’t you wanna know more about the baddest Bad-Boy of Baby Boomers?

horoscope for 4/25/13 / horoscope for 4/27/13

synchronicity and the horoscope...
use yesterday’s horoscope to train your own intuition.
don’t think of it as old news.
just look for things that sound like descriptions of events from your own day yesterday.
uncannily direct is great...but oddly familiar is even better.
as your intuition grows, you’ll start trusting it more and more.
that’s when you’ll start seeing your own golden synchronicities.
those affirmations from Psyche that tell you you’re on the right path...
then, like Hansel and Gretel’s breadcrumbs...
all you have to do is follow them.

kristo’s daily horoscope ... alchemical astrology for today ... by Curtis Cates, M.D.