kristo’s daily horoscope
the astrologic record for
april 16th, 2013

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the planets
Aries Mercury (in his / her Quintile to Jupiter) exactly BiQuintiles Scorpio Saturn (in his BiQuintile to Jupiter, Quincunx to Uranus, and Sextile to Pluto) at 12:51 AM EDT UTC-5.

kristo’s intuition
You’ve got something to comes out as damned smart.
But that’s an understatement.
You manage to put everything that needs to be said...and everything that just can’t be put into words...into words.

the planets
The Cancer Moon Sextiles unaspected Aries Venus at 1:05 AM.

kristo’s intuition
How’s that for options?
You get to choose your heart’s desire right now.
That’s right...choose with your heart...not your head...right now, that is.

the planets
Luna Squares Mercury at 5:48 AM.

kristo’s intuition doesn’t make complete sense.
Trust the words.
You really did get them right.

the planets
Luna Trines unaspected Piscean Neptune at 8:18 AM.

kristo’s intuition
Expect inspiration to come from the kind of place you’d expect.

the planets
Luna Quintiles Aries Sol (in his Coniunctio to Mars) at 5:08 PM, Trines Saturn at 5:14 PM, and Quintiles Mars at 5:41 PM.

kristo’s intuition
Are you smelling the roses, yet?
You should be.
Even if they haven’t bloomed.

the planets
Luna Squares Aries Uranus (in his Square to Pluto) at 6:12 PM.

kristo’s intuition
Yes...those are thorns.
Nothing wrong with that.
Just remember that they’re there.

the planets
Luna Opposes Capricorn Pluto (in his Sextile to Chiron) at 10:18 PM.

kristo’s intuition
Everything gets turned upside down here.
Stones are floating and corks are sinking.
Don’t be fooled.
You’re in the right place and at the right time.
You have only to drop outdated conditions.

the planets
Luna Trines Piscean Chiron (in his Square to Jupiter) at 11:37 PM.

kristo’s intuition
These are the new rules.
They’re terribly ancient and terribly wise...but they can never be carved in stone.

have kristo read your birthchart...
Nobody can tell you what that kristo can...!
Let him tease out the uncanny truths hidden within your birthchart.

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Barack Obama’s horoscope
I did a horoscope reading in honor of Barack Obama’s 50th birthday.
Of course that was August 4th of 2011...but it’s still meant to give you a taste of my birthchart readings which are, naturally, much less enigmatic than the dailies.
read it here.

kristo’s horoscope for Steve Jobs
Plenty has already been said about Steve Jobs.
I figured I’d find out what the stars had to say about him...
read it here

kristo’s horoscope for Michael Hart
Michael Hart, inventor of the eBook and founder of Project Gutenberg passed away in 2011.
The way I see it, he had way more in common with Steve Jobs than meets the eye,
and I would have to guess that it was Michael who planted the seed for the idea of the iPod in Steve Jobs.
See for yourself...
Read my horoscope for Michael Hart here.

*kristo’s lunarscopes
these are the readings I do when the time of birth is unknown.
and my method is absolutely unique...
this one is for Gretel’s brother, Hansel
( think he wasn’t a real person???)
this one is for Stieg Larsson
this is for Amy Winehouse
and this is for Tour de France hero Johnny Hoogerland

kristo’s horoscope of Muammar Qaddafi
Hey...don’t you wanna know more about the baddest Bad-Boy of Baby Boomers?

horoscope for 4/15/13 / horoscope for 4/17/13

synchronicity and the horoscope...
use yesterday’s horoscope to train your own intuition.
don’t think of it as old news.
just look for things that sound like descriptions of events from your own day yesterday.
uncannily direct is great...but oddly familiar is even better.
as your intuition grows, you’ll start trusting it more and more.
that’s when you’ll start seeing your own golden synchronicities.
those affirmations from Psyche that tell you you’re on the right path...
then, like Hansel and Gretel’s breadcrumbs...
all you have to do is follow them.

kristo’s daily horoscope ... alchemical astrology for today ... by Curtis Cates, M.D.