kristo’s daily horoscope
the astrologic record for
april 14th, 2013

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the planets
The Gemini Moon enters a brief Yod (with Uranus and Saturn) with her Quincunx to Scorpio Saturn (in his Trine to Chiron, and Sextile to Pluto) at 4:48 AM EDT UTC-5.

kristo’s intuition
Consider this an astrologic austerity program.
We’re all forced to cut back today...and not because the well is dry.
Somebody just decided to turn off the tap for awhile.

the planets
Luna completes the Yod with a Sextile to Aries Uranus (in his Square to Pluto) at 5:07 AM.

kristo’s intuition
This is what I call somebody else’s big idea.
Make up your own answer to that famous rhetorical question...“Hey, what’s the big idea...?”

the planets
Luna enters a second Yod (with Pluto and Saturn) with her Quincunx to Capricorn Pluto (in his Quincunx to Jupiter, and Sextile to Chiron) at 9:30 AM.

kristo’s intuition
Things apparently get worse before they get any better.

the planets
Luna Squares Piscean Chiron (in his Square to Jupiter) at 10:33 AM.

kristo’s intuition
This is a mistake...but one you’ve been forced into.

the planets
Luna Quintiles unaspected Aries Mercury at 11:59 AM.

kristo’s intuition
Another mistake in your favor.
How about that for a monopoly move?

the planets
Luna Conjuncts Jupiter (in his Quincunx to the Dragon’s Head, and waxing BiQuintile to Saturn) at 2:57 PM.

kristo’s intuition
More good fortune.
Somebody opens up those taps again.
Just in time.

the planets
Luna BiQuintiles Saturn at 4:51 PM.

kristo’s intuition
Hey...Uncle Sam’s not such a bad guy after he?

the planets
Luna reaches a Quincunx to the Scorpio Dragon’s Head at 8:18 PM.

kristo’s intuition
No cheating!!!

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Barack Obama’s horoscope
I did a horoscope reading in honor of Barack Obama’s 50th birthday.
Of course that was August 4th of 2011...but it’s still meant to give you a taste of my birthchart readings which are, naturally, much less enigmatic than the dailies.
read it here.

kristo’s horoscope for Steve Jobs
Plenty has already been said about Steve Jobs.
I figured I’d find out what the stars had to say about him...
read it here

kristo’s horoscope for Michael Hart
Michael Hart, inventor of the eBook and founder of Project Gutenberg passed away in 2011.
The way I see it, he had way more in common with Steve Jobs than meets the eye,
and I would have to guess that it was Michael who planted the seed for the idea of the iPod in Steve Jobs.
See for yourself...
Read my horoscope for Michael Hart here.

*kristo’s lunarscopes
these are the readings I do when the time of birth is unknown.
and my method is absolutely unique...
this one is for Gretel’s brother, Hansel
( think he wasn’t a real person???)
this one is for Stieg Larsson
this is for Amy Winehouse
and this is for Tour de France hero Johnny Hoogerland

kristo’s horoscope of Muammar Qaddafi
Hey...don’t you wanna know more about the baddest Bad-Boy of Baby Boomers?

horoscope for 4/13/13 / horoscope for 4/15/13

synchronicity and the horoscope...
use yesterday’s horoscope to train your own intuition.
don’t think of it as old news.
just look for things that sound like descriptions of events from your own day yesterday.
uncannily direct is great...but oddly familiar is even better.
as your intuition grows, you’ll start trusting it more and more.
that’s when you’ll start seeing your own golden synchronicities.
those affirmations from Psyche that tell you you’re on the right path...
then, like Hansel and Gretel’s breadcrumbs...
all you have to do is follow them.

kristo’s daily horoscope ... alchemical astrology for today ... by Curtis Cates, M.D.