kristo’s daily horoscope
the astrologic record for
october 23rd, 2012

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the planets
The Aquarian Moon Trines unaspected Gemini Jupiter at 5:06 AM EDT -5GMT.

kristo’s intuition
This is something of a cosmic joke....
...but it really IS funny.
There’s no need to worry about any negative fallout.
Just go ahead and laugh.
As long as you get it, that is.

the planets
Scorpio Sol (in his Coniunctio to Saturn) exactly Trines Piscean Neptune at 7:15 AM.

kristo’s intuition
This happens to be a little twist to that joke that’s only meant for serious intuitives.

the planets
Luna BiQuintiles Virgo Venus (in her Sextile to the Mercury / Dragon’s Head Coniunctio) at 9:03 AM.

kristo’s intuition
Expect a particularly incisive insight related to the joke....
...or at least an excellent opportunity to apply what only you know.

the planets
Luna Quintiles unaspected Sagittarian Mars at 8:12 PM.

kristo’s intuition you spill the beans to those less fortunate.
It feels good...but there are bound to be consequences.

the planets
Luna reaches a Quincunx to Venus at 9:02 PM.

kristo’s intuition
Obviously...not everyone understands you.
Sucks, doesn’t it?

the planets
Luna Squares Scorpio Mercury at 9:27 PM, and goes Void of Course for 9 hours and 33 minutes.

kristo’s intuition
Don’t even bother trying to explain yourself.
Fuck’em if they can’t take a joke.

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kristo’s horoscope for Michael Hart
Michael Hart, inventor of the eBook and founder of Project Gutenberg passed away last year.
The way I see it, he had way more in common with Steve Jobs than meets the eye,
and I would have to guess that it was Michael who planted the seed for the idea of the iPod in Steve Jobs.
See for yourself...
Read my lunarscope for Michael Hart here.

kristo’s horoscope for Steve Jobs
Plenty has already been said about Steve Jobs.
I figured I’d find out what the stars had to say about him...
read it here

Barack Obama’s horoscope
I did a horoscope reading in honor of Barack Obama’s 50th birthday.
Of course that was August 4th of 2011...but it’s meant to give you a taste of my birthchart readings which are, naturally, much less enigmatic than the dailies.
read it here.

*kristo’s lunarscopes
read my newest, and most unique form of horoscope
the lunarscope
this latest one is for Gretel’s brother, Hansel
this is for Stieg Larsson
this is for Amy Winehouse
this is for Johnny Hoogerland

kristo’s horoscope of Muammar Qaddafi

horoscope for 10/22/12 / horoscope for 10/24/12

kristo’s complete horoscope archive

synchronicity and the horoscope...
use yesterday’s horoscope to train your own intuition.
don’t think of it as old news.
just look for things that sound like descriptions of events from your own day yesterday.
uncannily direct is great...but oddly familiar is even better.
as your intuition grows, you’ll start trusting it more and more.
that’s when you’ll start seeing your own golden synchronicities.
those affirmations from Psyche that tell you you’re on the right path...
then, like Hansel and Gretel’s breadcrumbs...
all you have to do is follow them.

kristo’s daily horoscope ... alchemical astrology for today ... by Curtis Cates, M.D.