kristo’s daily horoscope
the astrologic record for
november 28th, 2012

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the planets
The Gemini Moon BiQuintiles Capricorn Pluto (in his Coniunctio to Mars, and Sextile to the Saturn / Venus Coniunctio) at 12:23 AM EST UTC-5, and BiQuintiles Mars at 1:00 AM.

kristo’s intuition
Things start out awfully optimistically today...but don’t let that unsettle you.
Expect a really silly attitude that’s entirely appropriate...and something to enjoy.
Think: Till Eulenspiegel...for sure.

the planets
Luna Sextiles Aries Uranus (in his Quincunx to Saturn / Venus, and Trine to Sol) at 5:33 AM, and Squares Piscean Chiron (in his Trine to Saturn / Venus, and Square to Sol) at 6:17 AM.

kristo’s intuition
Some of today’s doings have a touch of malice to them...but they’re all right on the money.
Expect to laugh your ass off.

the planets
Luna reaches a Quincunx to Scorpio Saturn (in his BiQuintile to Jupiter) at 8:54 AM.

kristo’s intuition this is where things start getting a bit dicey.
Not everybody understands...or appreciates your humor.
Just don’t let that discourage you.
Why not have a good laugh at their expense?

the planets
Luna Opposes Sagittarian Sol at 9:46 AM.

kristo’s intuition
This month’s Full Moon is all about expanding your perspective.
Expect a ton of new comedy material.

the planets
Venus exactly Sextiles Pluto at 11:01 AM.

kristo’s intuition’s a great fart joke.
But it also has a point.

the planets
Luna reaches a Quincunx to Pluto at 12:35 PM, and a Quincunx to Venus at 12:48 PM.

kristo’s intuition
Remember getting punished as a child?
You sure will after this.

the planets
Luna reaches a Quincunx to Mars (in his waxing Quincunx to Jupiter) at 2:03 PM.

kristo’s intuition
Expect to remember something particularly nasty about those punishments.
You really had it all backwards, didn’t you?

the planets
Luna Conjuncts Jupiter at 8:04 PM, and goes Void of Course for 36 hours and 51 minutes.

kristo’s intuition
And there it is.
The astrologic goal of the entire day.
You get the joke...and learn the truth.

the planets
Luna BiQuintiles Saturn at 9:13 PM.

kristo’s intuition
Time simply disappears.
And with it go all your mistakes.

have kristo read your birthchart...
Nobody can tell you what that kristo can...!
Let him tease out the uncanny truths hidden within your birthchart.

Barack Obama’s horoscope
I did a horoscope reading in honor of Barack Obama’s 50th birthday.
Of course that was August 4th of 2011...but it’s still meant to give you a taste of my birthchart readings which are, naturally, much less enigmatic than the dailies.
read it here.

kristo’s horoscope for Steve Jobs
Plenty has already been said about Steve Jobs.
I figured I’d find out what the stars had to say about him...
read it here

kristo’s horoscope for Michael Hart
Michael Hart, inventor of the eBook and founder of Project Gutenberg passed away in 2011.
The way I see it, he had way more in common with Steve Jobs than meets the eye,
and I would have to guess that it was Michael who planted the seed for the idea of the iPod in Steve Jobs.
See for yourself...
Read my horoscope for Michael Hart here.

*kristo’s lunarscopes
these are the readings I do when the time of birth is unknown.
and my method is absolutely unique...
this one is for Gretel’s brother, Hansel
( think he wasn’t a real person???)
this one is for Stieg Larsson
this is for Amy Winehouse
and this is for Tour de France hero Johnny Hoogerland

kristo’s horoscope of Muammar Qaddafi
Hey...don’t you wanna know more about the baddest Bad-Boy of Baby Boomers?

horoscope for 11/27/12 / horoscope for 11/29/12

synchronicity and the horoscope...
use yesterday’s horoscope to train your own intuition.
don’t think of it as old news.
just look for things that sound like descriptions of events from your own day yesterday.
uncannily direct is great...but oddly familiar is even better.
as your intuition grows, you’ll start trusting it more and more.
that’s when you’ll start seeing your own golden synchronicities.
those affirmations from Psyche that tell you you’re on the right path...
then, like Hansel and Gretel’s breadcrumbs...
all you have to do is follow them.

kristo’s daily horoscope ... alchemical astrology for today ... by Curtis Cates, M.D.