kristo’s daily horoscope
kristo’s astrology archive for
october 16th, 2011

The Gemini Moon reaches a Quincunx
to Scorpio Venus (in her Opposition to Jupiter) at 3:54 AM EDT -4UTC.

It’s a funny kind of day today, but unfortunately, your humor falls terribly flat.
It’s either too sarcastic, or not sarcastic enough.
Finding the right balance is gonna be a problem.

Luna BiQuintiles Scorpio Mercury
(in his / her Opposition to Jupiter, and Sextile to Pluto) at 7:50 AM, and Mercury exactly Sextiles Capricorn Pluto (in his Trine to Jupiter, and Quintile to Sol) at 12:56 PM.

Forget trying to come up with your own material.
Just repeat what you’ve heard.
It’s not the content so much as the delivery that counts right now.

Luna Quintiles
unaspected Aries Uranus at 1:46 PM, and Libra Sol exactly Quintiles Pluto at 4:24 PM.

Expect to tickle some important somebody’s funny bone and score BIG.
This tips the balance completely in your favor.

Luna Opposes the Sagittarian Dragon’s Head
(in its Quintile to Neptune and Chiron, and Trine to Mars) at 5:00 PM, and BiQuintiles Venus at 5:12 PM.

Don’t qualify your jokes or pull your punch(line).
And forget about crediting your source.
Nobody cares or wants to know.
Not now, anyway.

Luna Sextiles Leo Mars
at 7:06 PM.

You get the chance to be a headliner.
Might as well take it.

kristo’s horoscope for Michael Hart
Michael Hart, inventor of the eBook and founder of Project Gutenberg passed away last month.
The way I see it, he had way more in common with Steve Jobs than meets the eye,
and I would have to guess that it was Michael who planted the seed for the idea of the iPod in Steve Jobs.
See for yourself...
Read my lunarscope for Michael Hart here.

kristo’s horoscope for Steve Jobs
Plenty has already been said about Steve Jobs.
I figured I’d find out what the stars had to say about him...
read it here

latest astrology question
I’ve just added my answer to a question about Scorpios and Libras...and no, they’re not like cats and dogs...

new psychic question
I’ve answered another new psychic question and called it:

Barack Obama’s horoscope
I’ve done a horoscope reading in honor of Barack Obama’s 50th birthday.
Of course that was on August 4th...but it’s meant to give you a taste of my birthchart readings which are, naturally, quite a bit less enigmatic than the dailies.
Click here to read it

*kristo’s lunarscopes
read my newest, and most unique form of horoscope
the lunarscope
this latest one is for Gretel’s brother, Hansel
this is for Stieg Larsson
this is for Amy Winehouse
this is for Johnny Hoogerland

have kristo read your birthchart...
Nobody else can tell you what kristo can...!

horoscope for 10/15/11 / horoscope for 10/17/11

kristo’s complete horoscope archive

synchronicity and the horoscope...
use yesterday’s horoscope to train your own intuition.
don’t think of it as old news.
just look for things that sound like descriptions of events from your own day yesterday.
uncannily direct is great...but oddly familiar is even better.
as your intuition grows, you’ll start trusting it more and more.
that’s when you’ll start seeing your own golden synchronicities.
those affirmations from Psyche that tell you you’re on the right path...
then, like Hansel and Gretel’s breadcrumbs...
all you have to do is follow them.

kristo’s daily horoscope ... alchemical astrology for today ... by Curtis Cates, M.D.