kristo’s daily horoscope
the astrologic record for
december 17th, 2011

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The Virgo Moon Conjuncts Mars
(in his Square to the Dragon’s Head) at 2:34 AM EST -5GMT.

Practice doesn’t make this case.
It’s just necessary.
Leave the outcome for some unknown future.
Work...don’t speculate.

Quintiles unaspected Sagittarian Mercury at 3:00 PM.

You can still have fun at practice, you know.
And some of your mistakes are hilarious.
Nobody gets tired of genuine bloopers like this.

BiQuintiles Taurean Jupiter (in his Sextile to the Neptune / Chiron Coniunctio) at 5:39 PM.

A little scatological humor goes a long way.
And this may be over the top...but it’s still funny.

Luna Squares Sagittarian Sol
(in his Sextiles to Saturn, and Neptune / Chiron) at 7:48 PM.

Okay...enough is enough.
Practical jokes like this one obviously aren’t funny.
It’s just an excuse to avoid whatever it is you’re avoiding.
You don’t know what that is???

Luna Trines Capricorn Venus
(in her Square to Saturn) at 9:29 PM, and goes Void of Course for 5 hours and 37 minutes.

That’s better.
Time to call it a day.
You’ve produced great practice round.
It’s money....

kristo’s latest blog post (Dec 1st):
William Blake and Hollywood

kristo’s latest dream interpretation (Nov 29th):
This is a dream about standing in emotional waters
(and not drowning...)

read kristo’s horoscope of Muammar Qaddafi

kristo’s horoscope for Michael Hart
Michael Hart, inventor of the eBook and founder of Project Gutenberg passed away on September 6th.
The way I see it, he had way more in common with Steve Jobs than meets the eye,
and I would have to guess that it was Michael who planted the seed for the idea of the iPod in Steve Jobs.
See for yourself...
Read my lunarscope for Michael Hart here.

kristo’s horoscope for Steve Jobs
Plenty has already been said about Steve Jobs.
I figured I’d find out what the stars had to say about him...
read it here

Barack Obama’s horoscope
I’ve done a horoscope reading in honor of Barack Obama’s 50th birthday.
Of course that was on August 4th...but it’s meant to give you a taste of my birthchart readings which are, naturally, quite a bit less enigmatic than the dailies.
Click here to read it

*kristo’s lunarscopes
read my newest, and most unique form of horoscope
the lunarscope
this latest one is for Gretel’s brother, Hansel
this is for Stieg Larsson
this is for Amy Winehouse
this is for Johnny Hoogerland

have kristo read your birthchart...
Nobody else can tell you what kristo can...!

horoscope for 12/16/11 / horoscope for 12/18/11

kristo’s complete horoscope archive

synchronicity and the horoscope...
use yesterday’s horoscope to train your own intuition.
don’t think of it as old news.
just look for things that sound like descriptions of events from your own day yesterday.
uncannily direct is great...but oddly familiar is even better.
as your intuition grows, you’ll start trusting it more and more.
that’s when you’ll start seeing your own golden synchronicities.
those affirmations from Psyche that tell you you’re on the right path...
then, like Hansel and Gretel’s breadcrumbs...
all you have to do is follow them.

kristo’s daily horoscope ... alchemical astrology for today ... by Curtis Cates, M.D.