kristo’s daily horoscope
the astrologic record for
december 8th, 2011

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Retrograde Sagittarian Mercury
(which sounds uncannily similar to “Stately, plump Buck Mulligan...”) ( least in MY imagination) BiQuintiles Taurean Jupiter (in his Sextile to the Chiron / Neptune Coniunctio) at 1:41 AM EST -5GMT.

“Introibo ad altare Dei,” I guess.
Throw in a few of those “Yesses” at the end, too.

The Taurean Moon
reaches a Quincunx to Libra Saturn (in his Trine to Chiron / Neptune) at 2:51 PM.

Oh dear.

Sagittarian Sol
(in his Coniunctio to the Dragon’s Head, and Square to Mars) exactly Quintiles Aquarian Neptune at 3:02 PM.

This is certainly an inspired answer to censorship.
Worthy of Oscar Wilde....

Luna Squares Neptune
at 6:40 PM, and goes Void of Course for 3 hours and 12 minutes.

This isn’t very funny.
But it’s impossible not to laugh.

Luna enters Gemini
at 9:52 PM, and BiQuintiles unaspected Capricorn Pluto at 10:54 PM.

Finally...everyone gets the joke.
Even the crankiest among us.

Sextiles unaspected Aries Uranus at 11:09 PM.

Okay...I guess this is the moment to be even more outrageous.

Squares Piscean Chiron at 11:56 PM.

That’s not a’s a typo
Very Freudian, that.

kristo’s latest blog post (Dec 1st):
William Blake and Hollywood

kristo’s latest dream interpretation (Nov 29th):
This is a dream about standing in emotional waters
(and not drowning...)

read kristo’s horoscope of Muammar Qaddafi

kristo’s horoscope for Michael Hart
Michael Hart, inventor of the eBook and founder of Project Gutenberg passed away on September 6th.
The way I see it, he had way more in common with Steve Jobs than meets the eye,
and I would have to guess that it was Michael who planted the seed for the idea of the iPod in Steve Jobs.
See for yourself...
Read my lunarscope for Michael Hart here.

kristo’s horoscope for Steve Jobs
Plenty has already been said about Steve Jobs.
I figured I’d find out what the stars had to say about him...
read it here

Barack Obama’s horoscope
I’ve done a horoscope reading in honor of Barack Obama’s 50th birthday.
Of course that was on August 4th...but it’s meant to give you a taste of my birthchart readings which are, naturally, quite a bit less enigmatic than the dailies.
Click here to read it

*kristo’s lunarscopes
read my newest, and most unique form of horoscope
the lunarscope
this latest one is for Gretel’s brother, Hansel
this is for Stieg Larsson
this is for Amy Winehouse
this is for Johnny Hoogerland

have kristo read your birthchart...
Nobody else can tell you what kristo can...!

horoscope for 12/7/11 / horoscope for 12/9/11

kristo’s complete horoscope archive

synchronicity and the horoscope...
use yesterday’s horoscope to train your own intuition.
don’t think of it as old news.
just look for things that sound like descriptions of events from your own day yesterday.
uncannily direct is great...but oddly familiar is even better.
as your intuition grows, you’ll start trusting it more and more.
that’s when you’ll start seeing your own golden synchronicities.
those affirmations from Psyche that tell you you’re on the right path...
then, like Hansel and Gretel’s breadcrumbs...
all you have to do is follow them.

kristo’s daily horoscope ... alchemical astrology for today ... by Curtis Cates, M.D.